THOSE AREN'T MY LEGS BY THE WAY

In the header I mean. Thought I'd just mention it for clarification purposes - I don't paint my toenails red (hmm, maybe I should?) and my legs are nicer than that. Honestly. Or at least I like to think they are. I definitely have better ankles than that, no question about it.

Hey, you've gotta look at the positives, right?!